I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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