all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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