your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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