she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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