I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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