I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
