I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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