Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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