And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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