To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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