if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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