STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
