I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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