we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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