brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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