It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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