So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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