hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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