When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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