Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
tell me about the eggs
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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