Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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