I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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