Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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