I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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