I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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