We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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