GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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