i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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