I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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