your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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