You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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