And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
