And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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