is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
