So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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