I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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