turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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