I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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