butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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