can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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