Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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