Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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