i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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