No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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