he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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