They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
we should paint friendship bongs
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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