I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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