DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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