I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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