we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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