Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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