How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just invented taco cereal.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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