real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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