Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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