Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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